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Hilarious Twilight Spoof
So Twilight wasn't a horrible flick but it doesn't deserve near the attention it's been getting, well depending on what kind of attention. G4's Attack of the Show decided to poke some fun at the 'Titanic' of horror. Read more to watch the way Twilight should have been.
Follow up:
This video features Kevin Pereira and Olivia Munn depicting what Twilight would have been like if life was fair
(j/k ladies lol)
Source: Geekologie
6 comments
10/09/09 @ 10:28
God, do I ever wish that had happened instead of the rest of the film. lol
Twilight is like a way lame version of the Buffy and Angel romance, it was done looong before... and Joss Whedon did it much better.
Twilight sucks. Vamps don't glitter in the sun, Vamps can't have kids, Vamps don't have "venom", Vamps don't go to school.
Anne Rice did it better, Joss Whedon did it better, Let the Right One In did it better. Twilight is tween soft porn, it sucks HARD. My Wife loves it, but it makes me question her sanity. Seriously, it's lame on a whole new level of lameness.
Twilight is like a way lame version of the Buffy and Angel romance, it was done looong before... and Joss Whedon did it much better.
Twilight sucks. Vamps don't glitter in the sun, Vamps can't have kids, Vamps don't have "venom", Vamps don't go to school.
Anne Rice did it better, Joss Whedon did it better, Let the Right One In did it better. Twilight is tween soft porn, it sucks HARD. My Wife loves it, but it makes me question her sanity. Seriously, it's lame on a whole new level of lameness.
10/10/09 @ 09:15
I dont think i could have said it any better than what he said.
100% truth man.
100% truth man.
10/10/09 @ 23:40
True, Angel had a child... but those were strange circumstances. It was mystical in nature. In Twilight (sorry for the spoiler for those who actually care)...it's not. It's just biology.
But to me, vamps can't have babies. They are dead, they have no body warmth... They would not even produce sperm, and if they did... the sperm would be cold and therefore be bad "swimmers".
I was honestly against the whole idea in Angel, but they handled it well. But in the mythology of the vampire, it makes no sense. They don't breath, they don't have body heat, they can't reproduce. That's always been a major part of the myth.
But to me, vamps can't have babies. They are dead, they have no body warmth... They would not even produce sperm, and if they did... the sperm would be cold and therefore be bad "swimmers".
I was honestly against the whole idea in Angel, but they handled it well. But in the mythology of the vampire, it makes no sense. They don't breath, they don't have body heat, they can't reproduce. That's always been a major part of the myth.
10/16/09 @ 17:44
This video was hilarious. The twilight movie wasn't that bad and the second one looks to be ok but the series is getting way to much attention. My wife loves the twilight movies and books I can't understand why. This video is priceless.
11/05/09 @ 23:46
The more I read it, the more it impresses me. I don’t know how I ever worked without hilarious and funny things in our life, Life would be so much easier especially when there's a jokes here and there. Being funny is nice because a lot of serious people are lacking with this kind of behavior that is why they are much look older. I would like to thank you for your outstanding blog post. Keep it up! Awesome!
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