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Oh the Humanity: My Life Is Twilight

Ever been to the website fmylife? It's where people talk about how much their lives suck. Leave it to the Twihards to take it to an all new level of pitiful with their new website mylifeistwilight. My life is Twilight is basically a bunch of girls giggling about how much their lives are like Twilight - GAG!!! Don't believe me? Read more for link and samples.

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"Today I asked my boyfriend if he would hold ice to his lips for a minute before he kissed me, so I could pretend I was kissing Edward. He did. MLIT

by Rachel - Love - Your life is SO Twilight! (94) - Not so much Twilight.. (18)


I work with juveniles that have just been arrested. Even though I know these kids have just committed a crime, I smile a little wider and act a little nicer when I talk with one named Edward. MLIT

by DiehardTwihard - Work - Your life is SO Twilight! (7) - Not so much Twilight.. (56)"

MLIT - My life is Twilight. Here we go. Maybe I should make a site called MLIH (My Life is HorrorBid) LOL. If you don't believe this site is real head on over Here. Also feel free to make up your own MLIT! Drop us a comment, I'm sure you've got some zingers just waiting to be launched!

Source: My Life Is Twilight

RELATED LINKS: comedy, spoof, twilight, vampire Posted Under The Pulse of Horror on 12.1.2009




3 comments

Brandan
12/01/09 @ 13:41
im horrifyingly speechless.
kruegerdude
12/01/09 @ 19:41
The sad thing is that these people are supposed to be functioning members of society. If I were that girls boyfriend I would have ripped her throat out like a real vampire instead of kissing her with ice lips.
WRATHCHILD78
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12/02/09 @ 13:52
oh my god if you truly want to be genuinely depressed and give up all hope on the human species go and click on the link to that web site, i was laughing my ass off at first, but i kept reading these peoples posts and it made me so fucking sad! This is really some pitiful shit, i mean seriously it wasn't this bad back in the 90's when the crow came out, or interview with a vampire, this really has gotten outta hand. If you value these movies over relationships,or family, job, friends, you should seriously put a shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger. You poor motherfuckers you truly dont get it.

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