This commentary writes itself. Define irony! Hollywood's wild child goes celibatic in Machete! Picture this, if Lohan actually attempted to cage her sexual flair and join the nun-hood it wouldn't be that far fetched to read a news headline about her bottled up frustrations bursting into a semi-automatic gun fight HA! Read more to check out Lohan in her nun garb toting a gun.

Follow up:

Film Totaal has gotten their hands on this new pic of Lohan sporting her nun threads packing some heat. Sorry Lindsay, but no matter how many hail Marys you say that won't get you out of jail.

Machete (Danny Trejo) is a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Jeff Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert DeNiro) a corrupt Senator. Double-crossed and on the run, Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Cheech Marin), his "holy" brother, and April (Lindsay Lohan), a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Jessica Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.