Happy Monday Bidites! Not only did we get a weekend filled with a horror film claiming the #1 spot at the cinemas (THE LAST EXORCISM) but today we also received a restricted television spot showing tons of dudes getting maimed and their heads cut off. As if it didn't stop there we also learned that Ms. Lindsay Lohan will be appearing in the film in the buff...

Follow up:

Reports from early screenings of the highly anticipated Robert Rodriguez blood bath MACHETE claim that Lindsay Lohan has a very small role in the film but when she is on screen she is completely naked and involved in a threesome with her on-screen mother. By the way, did we mention she is dawning a nun outfit the few minutes she is shown also? Classsssssssss-Y!

Plot Synopsis: MACHETE stars Danny Trejo in his first lead role as the title character. The film also stars Michelle Rodriguez, Cheech Marin, Lindsay Lohan, Don Johnson, Jessica Alba, Steven Seagal, Robert De Niro, Jeff Fahey, Cheryl Chin and Rose McGowan. The film is an expansion of a fake trailer Rodriguez directed for the 2007 film Grindhouse and centers around the character of Machete Cortez, who previously appeared as the uncle of the protagonists in the more family friendly Spy Kids films. Filmed in autumn 2009, the movie will be released in the United States on September 3, 2010 by 20th Century Fox.


Feast on the trailer below and look forward to Danny Trejo in MACHETE next Friday, September 3rd.

Source: YouTube