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Confirmed Lindsay Lohan Nude & Brand New Red Band MACHETE TV Trailer
Happy Monday Bidites! Not only did we get a weekend filled with a horror film claiming the #1 spot at the cinemas (THE LAST EXORCISM) but today we also received a restricted television spot showing tons of dudes getting maimed and their heads cut off. As if it didn't stop there we also learned that Ms. Lindsay Lohan will be appearing in the film in the buff...
This commentary writes itself. Define irony! Hollywood's wild child goes celibatic in Machete! Picture this, if Lohan actually attempted to cage her sexual flair and join the nun-hood it wouldn't be that far fetched to read a news headline about her bottled up frustrations bursting into a semi-automatic gun fight HA! 
Picture this, a young Lindsay Lohan's life is falling apart. She violates her court ordered parole only to get sentenced to 90 days in jail. The proverbial case of child actress turns into addict as an adult. This isn't anything new for Lohan but talk about bad timing! Ironic that right after all this happens a poster is released showing her in a nun getup licking a giant gun barrel. OUCH!...
It's days like these that we enjoy hearing random blurbs of news and one that the office can't stop buzzing (and frankly joking) about is the sad state of affairs the once mega pop icon Lidsay Lohan is in these days...
Remember when Lindsay Lohan was a legit movie star and pop culture icon? It's almost sad isn't it? However, she has a few things currently going for her. She's going to be in "Machete" and she is slated to star in a Japanese 3D horror film titled "Black Friday". There's just one issue. She just had an arrest warrant issued today for not showing in court...
Well now this crazy piece of gossip has made it's way around to few select websites and more than a few forums today. According to the reports Lohan had signed a deal to appear in next years SCREAM 4 hopefully to die off in the first 5 minutes (at least that would be our hope, no offense Lindsay we'll see how you do in Machete)...
Robert Rodriguez has just let loose this “illegal” movie trailer for Machete. For those of you who don't know, Machete was originally a fake trailer for Grindhouse. Apparently there are political headlines laced into the story and Rodriguez is giving us a little Cinco De Mayo message for the state of Arizona. Also, look for the sweet Danny Tejo/Steven Seagal machete fight in the trailer! 
