New 'Machete' Lobby Card - Seagal is a Certified Pimp!
It's time for the HOOOooooe Train with your conductor, Steven "Big Pimp'n" Seagal. More and more Machete lobby cards keep popping up but this one of Seagal as drug lord Torrezis is by far our favorite. Honestly, who doesn't want to see this guy and Trejo fight to the death with machetes? More importantly . . . Why is this guy not in The Expendables?!? Read more and check out the card.












Robert Rodriguez has just let loose this “illegal” movie trailer for Machete. For those of you who don't know, Machete was originally a fake trailer for Grindhouse. Apparently there are political headlines laced into the story and Rodriguez is giving us a little Cinco De Mayo message for the state of Arizona. Also, look for the sweet Danny Tejo/Steven Seagal machete fight in the trailer! 


