Why PIRANHA 3D's Box Office Blunder Could Be The Death of Michael Myers
Michael Myers and a whole lot of others! It seemed like the perfect storm for the prehistoric fishes. An opening weekend with no real new competition coming out. Sure VAMPIRES SUCK would grab a percentage of the horror crowd but it's a different demo-graph when comparing possible PIRANHA 3D movie goes to TWILIGHT franchise spoofers. So how did PIRANHA 3D fail in the first place and how do we blame fish for taking down mighty horror franchise and icons like Michael Myers? Read on to find out...












With everything we've seen so far it's pretty obvious what Vampires Suck will be mainly spoofing. Whether you're sick of parody flicks or not, you knew a Twilight spoof was inevitable. Still, we know these types of movies rarely stick to just one source for material and the poster seems to prove this is the case once again.
Do we really need yet another one of these parody films? Looks like the writing/directing team of Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg are at it again and this time they're back spoofing familiar horror territory. Uh, well we guess Twilight isn't really horror but the word 'vampire' is closely related so we're in the ballpark. 


