HorrorBid's PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3 "Funniest Caption" Contest

[Weirdo]

It waits... for weekend box office results.

[zuzek1996]

"Oh no, now the ghost is video taping US!"

[AshPower23]

"Bloody Mary....Bloody Mary.....oh crap, I think Bloody Mary just visited me in my underwear...."

[axeman82]

"see i told you this full motion video look doesn't work, didn't they learn anything from the sega cd?"

[chud138]

"Capturing the Candyman on video was the best idea we've ever had! What could possibly go wrong?"

[Jack123]

"I'm good enough. I'm smart enough. And doggone it, people like me"

[Nsidious9]

"Dear viewers. My name is some random girl, and this is another random girl who plays my sister in the upcoming Paranormal Activity 3. For those of you who were unfortunate enough to see this on the opening night like our friend Kelly who is typing this email for us, you will be shocked to know that we decided to screw you. All the scenes that you saw in the previews that make the overall story of the trilogy make more sense, have been completely edited out. Why? Because we're a bunch of pretentious film makers and actors that don't believe in continuity but do believe in the ol' bait n' switch. You paid for a movie, and in the end got just another steamy pile of crap. Now, we 2 girls, as professional film actresses have plausible deniability. We can say that we didn't know the editor and director and producer were going to do this, but, we won't comment on the subject matter. We'll just say we did the best we could because we know you'll agree because we're cute and stuff. Its fun to be a girl. Anyway, I hope that you don't get suckered in to watching this, but if you do, don't say we didn't warn you!.

Signed-

The Girls in the Movie and Kelly.