Now I would like for us to observe a moment of silence for the fallen victims.
Aaah, screw that let's get on with the killing.
Friday The 13th (1980)
Pamela Voorhees
1: Barry - knife to the stomach
2: Claudette - knifed offscreen
3: Annie - throat slit with hunting knife
4: Ned - throat slit
5: Jack - arrow through neck from below bed
6: Marcie - axe to the face
7: Brenda - killed offscreen, thrown through window
8: Steve Christy - hunting knife to the stomach
9: Bill - pinned to door with arrows
Alice
10: Mrs. Voorhees - decapitated with machete
Friday The 13th Part 2 (1981)
Jason Voorhees
1: Alice - stabbed in the temple with an ice pick
2: Crazy Ralph - garotted with barbed wire
3: Policeman - hammer claw to the head
4: Scott - throat slit with machete
5: Terry - knifed
6: Mark - macheted in the face
7: Jeff and
8: Sandra - double impaling with a spear
9: Vickie - knifed
10: Paul - disappears, presumed dead
Friday The 13th 3-D (1982)
Jason Voorhees
1: Harold - meat cleaver to chest
2: Edna - knitting needle to back of the head
3: Fox - pinned to rafter with pitchfork through neck
4: Loco - pitchfork to the stomach
5: Shelly - throat slashed (offscreen)
6: Vera - spear fired into eye
7 : Andy - macheted in half while walking on hands
8: Debbie (pregnant) - knifed from beneath hammock
9: Chuck - electrocuted on fuse box
10: Chili - impaled with fireplace poker
11: Rick - head squeezed until eye pops out
12: Ali - bludgeoned with a wrench; later recovers and is macheted.
Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)
Jason Voorhees
1: Axel - surgical hacksaw to the throat, neck broken
2: Nurse Morgan - gutted with a scalpel
3: Hitchhiker - knife through the neck
4: Samantha - knife through the torso
5: Paul - spear to the groin
6: Terri - spear in the back
7: Mrs. Jarvis - killed offscreen
8: Jimmy - corkscrew through hand, cleaver to the face
9: Tina - thrown through a window, lands on a parked car
10: Ted - knife to the head through movie screen
11: Doug - head crushed in Jason's bare hands
12: Sara - axe to the chest
13: Rob - garden harrow to the throat
Tommy Jarvis
14: Jason Voorhees - machete to the head
Friday The 13th: A New Beginning (1985)
Jason Voorhees
1: Neil - macheted in Tommy's dream
2: Les - icepick in the neck in dream
Vic
3: Joey - hacked up with an axe
Roy Burns
4: Vinnie - road flare in the mouth
5: Pete - throat slashed with a machete
6: Billy - axe to the head
7: Lana - axe to the chest
8: Raymond - hunting knife in the stomach
9: Tina - garden shears in the eyes
10: Eddie - head crushed with a leather strap
11: Anita - throat slashed
12: Demon - speared through an outhouse wall
13: Junior - decapitated with a cleaver
14: Ethel - cleaver in the head, falls face first into stew
15: Jake - cleaver in the face
16: Robin - macheted from beneath bed
17: Violet - macheted in the stomach
18: Duke - found butchered in his own ambulance
19: Matt - railroad spike through his head and into a tree
20: George - eyes gouged out, thrown through a window
Tommy Jarvis
21: Roy - impaled on a tractor harrow
22: Pam - knifed in Tommy's hallucination
Friday the 13th Part 6: Jason Lives (1986)
Jason Voorhees
1: Allen - heart ripped out.
2: Darren - impaled on a spear and tossed aside.
3: Lizbeth - speared through the mouth.
4: Burt - arm ripped off, impaled on a tree branch
5: Stan and
6: Katie and
7: Larry - triple decapitation with a machete
8: Martin - broken bottle in the throat
9: Steven and
10: Annette - double impalement with a machete on their motorcycle.
11: Nikki - face crushed against RV wall
12: Cort - hunting knife in the head
13: Roy - pieces of him are found strewn in woods
14: Sissy - head ripped off
15: Paula - hacked up with a machete
16: Officer Thornton - dart in the forehead
17: Officer Pappas - head crushed in Jason's bare hands
18: Sheriff Garris - broken in half
Friday The 13th Part 7: The New Blood (1988)
Tina Shepard
1: John Shepard - drowned in Crystal Lake
Jason Voorhees
2: Jane - tent spike in the neck, impaled to a tree
3: Michael - tent spike thrown into his back
4: Dan - Jason's hand through his body, neck broken
5: Judy - bashed against a tree in her sleeping bag
6: Russell - axe to the face
7: Sandra - pulled underwater and drowned
8: Maddy - scythe in the neck
9: Ben - head crushed in Jason's bare hands
10: Kate - party horn in the eye
11: David - butcher knife in the stomach, beheaded
12: Eddie - throat sliced with a machete
13: Robin - thrown through a window
14: Amanda Shepard - speared from behind
15: Dr. Crews - tree-trimming saw in the stomach
16: Melissa - axe to the face
Friday The 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)
Jason Voorhees
1: Jim - impaled with a spear gun
2: Suzi - stabbed with a spear
3: J.J. - bashed in the head with her electric guitar
4: Boxer - hot sauna rock in the chest
5: Tamara - stabbed with a mirror shard
6: Jim Carlson - harpooned in back
7: Admiral Robertson - throat slit with a machete
8: Eva - strangled
10: Wayne - electrocuted on a control panel
11: Miles - impaled on a deck post
12: Deck Hand - axe to the back
13: Gang Banger #1 - stabbed through the back with his own syringe
14: Gang Banger #2 - bashed and scalded on a steam pipe
15: Julius - decapitated by punch
16: Cop - dragged into an alley, killed offscreen
18: Charles McCullough - drowned in a barrel of sewage
19: Sanitation Worker - bashed in the head with a wrench
Wayne
9: Crew member - accidentally shot by Wayne
Accidental Deaths
17: Colleen van Deusen - immolated in an exploding car.
*Plus, 20 to 30 students drowned on the sinking boat. (Watch the opening scenes in slow motion, you will see at least 20 passengers who are not in the main cast.)
Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday (1993)
Jason Voorhees
1: Coroner - eats Jason's heart and becomes possessed
2: Coroner's Assistant - Autopsy probe in the back of the neck, face pushed through a metal grating
3: FBI Agent #1 - pencil through his spinal cord (offscreen)
4: FBI Agent #2 - fingers through his skull (offscreen)
5: Alexis - slashed up with a straight razor
6: Deborah - stabbed through the back with a barbed wire spike ripped in half
7: Luke - head crushed (offscreen)
8: Edna - head slammed in car door
9: Josh - possessed by Jason, shot in head and impaled with poker, later melts away
10: Diana - knife-sharpening pole in back
12: Robert Campbell - possessed by Jason, later shot in head, run over with car, impaled on a barbecue skewer
13: Officer Ryan - head bashed against a locker
14: Officer Mark - and
15: Officer Brian - heads bashed together
16: Ward - arm broken, falls dead through the diner doors
17: Diner Patron (plaid shirt) - crushed onto diner counter
19: Shelby - burned to death on a deep-fat fryer and grill
20: Joey B. - face bashed in
21: Vicki - impaled on a barbecue skewer, head crushed by Robert
23: Randy - possessed by Jason, later his neck is severed with a machete
24: Creighton Duke - bearhugged to death by Jason.
Vicki
18: Diner Patron (blue shirt) - caught by stray shotgun blast
Accidental Deaths
22: Sheriff Landis - impales himself on magic dagger
Jessica Kimble
25: Jason Voorhees - stabbed with magic dagger: sent to Hell
Jason X
Jason Voorhees
1: Private Johnson - head wound, chain wrapped around neck
2: Guard 1 - machine gun to the head
3: Guard 2 - choked and thrown, shot by Guard 3
4: Guard 3 - face bashed in by noose pole
5: Guard 4 - choked by chain around neck
6: Dr. Wimmer - impaled by noose pole
7: Sgt. Marcus - thrown through metal door
8: Adrienne - face frozen in liquid nitrogen and smashed on counter
10: Stoney - stabbed in stomach with uber-machete, which is then pulled through blade first
11: Azrael - back broken over knee
12: Dallas - head crushed against wall
13: Sven - neck broken by slowly twisting it
14: Condor - impaled on large mining drill
15: Geko - throat slit with uber-machete
16: Briggs - impaled on large claw hook
17: Kicker - Cut in half with uber-machete
18: Fat Lou - hacked to bits (offscreen)
20: Professor Lowe - decapitated (offscreen)
22: Crutch - electrocuted on pilot console
24: Janessa - sucked through grate into space
25: Sgt. Brodski - impaled on spike, stabbed with uber-machete, dies entering Earth 2's atmosphere while riding Uber-Jason
Accidental Deaths
19: Dieter Perez - dies in Solaris explosion
Self-Inflicted Deaths
21: Kinsa - rams shuttle into Grendel, dies in explosion
23: Waylander - back broken, dies in walkway explosion
Virtual Reality Deaths
Azrael - cut length-wise by uber-machete
Dallas - decapitated by uber-machete
VR Teen Girl #1 - beat to death while in sleeping bag
VR Teen Girl #2 - beat to death while in sleeping bag
*Plus, 60 marine soldiers and the entire population of the Solaris spacestation die in the explosion.
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
Jason Voorhees
3 : Trey - stabbed with machete, folded in half in bed
4 : Blake's Dad - decapitated by machete
5 : Blake - slashed with machete
6 : Frisell (Glowing Raver) and
7 : Gibb - double impalement with a long pipe
8 : Teammate - head twisted around
9 : Shack - impaled by flaming machete
10 : Raver #1 - sliced with machete
11 : Raver #2 - sliced with machete
12 : Raver #3 - slashed in shoulder
13 : Raver #4 - sliced in stomach with machete
14 : Raver #5 - slashed with machete
15 : Raver #6 - sliced with machete (off screen)
18 : Security Guard - crushed by heavy door
19 : Deputy Stubbs - electrocuted on console
20 : Freeburg - possessed by 'Freddypillar', chopped in half with machete
22 : Linderman - impaled on shelf bracket
23 : Kia - slashed with machete and thrown into tree
24 : Freddy Krueger - arm ripped off by Jason, then own glove rammed through torso
Freddy Krueger
17 : Mark - Set on fire, then face slashed
Flashback/Dream Deaths
1 : Little Girl - stabbed in the eyes by Freddy (off screen)
2 : Heather - pinned to tree with machete by Jason
16 : Mark's Brother - motivated to slash wrists by Freddy
21 : Lori's Mother - stabbed in the stomach by Freddy
Lori Campbell
24 : Freddy Krueger - final decapitation with machete
*The total amount of victims from the rave is unknown.
So for you kids keeping score that's a total body count of 195. When you subtract the 37 kills made by other people the total becomes 158. Now take away the 5 accidental and self inflected deaths and the total is 153. Now take away the 8 dream/flashback/virtual reality kills and Jason's total number is at 145. But, if you take into account that there is no number for the actual amount of people that died on the spaceship in "Jason X" or the extra passengers in "Jason Takes Manhattan". And there was a butt ton killed at the rave in "Freddy Vs. Jason". The actual number of kills that are etched into Jason's Machete will never be known. It could be hundreds or it could be thousands.
You may have noticed that the 2009 remake of "Friday The 13th" didn't make the list, and there is a good reason for that. I didn't want to. This updated Jason is not the Jason I love. The new Jason is smart, strategic and fast. He is a pot farmer that takes hostages. My Jason never took a single damn hostage. For these reasons I omitted this film entirely.
Happy "Friday The 13th" to all of you Bidites.
